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So Ive been going to the same Basha's for about 3 weeks straight, not for the combo #9 Meatplate with turnips but to catch a glimpse of this fine girl working the cashier. Eventully we start talking and she tells me she is dying to see that new twilight movie and shes read all the books I was shocked cause english is her third language.

I saw her at Toyko a few nights ago, got her a drank, said a few vampire jokes- took her back to my place n showed her why I have been getting pineapple juice with my meat plates :)

Halloween weekend I was at this big McGill jam at a place called Medley. It was open bar, so everyone was really tipsy, especially me. I wasn't getting anywhere with any of the hot girls I was after, and so I started flirting with this chick who liked me, but was only like a 6. Anyways I took her back to my place, and I we started fooling around, and she told me that she really liked me and she wouldn't sleep with me unless I wanted to get serious with her. I was like "yeah, sure", and did my thing. The next day she changed her facebook status to "In a relationship". Oops.

I was hooking up with this girl on and off for about a month. Then one day I got a text from her saying that her and a few of her girlfriends wanted to do a group thing with me that night. I was totally stoked, I'd never been with more than one girl at a time. I was super nervous though, and at one point my roommates had to fully talk me in to going. So I walked over to her place and knocked on the door, and when I got inside, I saw her...and 3 dudes. She told all of us the same thing. We did it anyways.   

Last year, this girl I was wheeling and I were studying for our East Asian history exam on the second floor of McLennan library at McGill. It was late, and there were only one or two people left on the floor besides us. At one point, she started rubbing my leg, and elsewhere, and we both got pretty turned on. I grabbed her hand and we walked in the stacks. Let's just say that over the next 15 minutes, more Chinese books left the shelves than in the last 15 years.

My friends and I thought it would be funny to hit up a cougar bar called Joe Kools in London, ON. I was only 17 at the time, and used a fake ID. We were sitting at the bar cracking jokes, when some hotties in their early 30s came up and started hitting on us. I told them I was 23. At the end of the night, one of them took me back to her apartment and we had a good time. Two months later, after I'd turned 18, I started a summer job as a student intern at a local insurance company. On my first day, my boss told me to run my personal info to HR so they could add me to the system...

Pretty wild night last night. I was at  club 1234 in Montreal, found this girl who was really digging my steez. Brought her back to my condo, popped a bottle of champs, started to get her going. Called my boys back from the club, we all took care of her. I left her with them, went back to the same club and picked up her friend. They walked home together in the morning.

I took home a girl from the club one night. She seemed pretty cute at the time - nice face, smokin body, I was so ready for the k. when she took off her pants I saw a different side of the story. To put it lightly, let's say there was a bit of grass on the field. I guess I was too drunk to care because I took a dive into sherwood forest and spread some of the wealth to the less privileged....

K'ed a froshy (I wasn't leading). I don't remember any of it until I woke up beside her. I can't even begin to explain the state of my bedroom (blood, dried beer, condom wrappers). She had a boyfriend, broke up with him, and crushed on me for the rest of 1st semester. Best of all, she most closely resembles a horse.