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So Ive been going to the same Basha's for about 3 weeks straight, not for the combo #9 Meatplate with turnips but to catch a glimpse of this fine girl working the cashier. Eventully we start talking and she tells me she is dying to see that new twilight movie and shes read all the books I was shocked cause english is her third language.

I saw her at Toyko a few nights ago, got her a drank, said a few vampire jokes- took her back to my place n showed her why I have been getting pineapple juice with my meat plates :)

Last year, this girl I was wheeling and I were studying for our East Asian history exam on the second floor of McLennan library at McGill. It was late, and there were only one or two people left on the floor besides us. At one point, she started rubbing my leg, and elsewhere, and we both got pretty turned on. I grabbed her hand and we walked in the stacks. Let's just say that over the next 15 minutes, more Chinese books left the shelves than in the last 15 years.

My friends and I thought it would be funny to hit up a cougar bar called Joe Kools in London, ON. I was only 17 at the time, and used a fake ID. We were sitting at the bar cracking jokes, when some hotties in their early 30s came up and started hitting on us. I told them I was 23. At the end of the night, one of them took me back to her apartment and we had a good time. Two months later, after I'd turned 18, I started a summer job as a student intern at a local insurance company. On my first day, my boss told me to run my personal info to HR so they could add me to the system...